Co-host: Olu
Quotes from the Podcast:

On Rebekah: “Story-wise, it was good, but from a viewing standpoint, it was tiring, because of this show being what it is, because of it’s history. The point isn’t to get Rebekah out of this situation; that’s not why they’re writing it the way they’re writing it. It’s because they enjoy this type of stuff. And ( Read more... )

Co-hosts: Cana and Olu
In this episode, we’re told that it is possible to paralyze a Hybrid (?), a curfew is called after the mayor’s son gets shot yet no curfew has been called when other citizens of Mystic Falls have died (?), and Tyler is in Damon’s list of contacts (?). Rebekah succumbing to werewolf venom leaves us pondering werewolf/vampire ( Read more... )

Connor is a big hit on the podcast! April, however, is not. And neither is Stefan in this episode that has Elena regurgitating blood all over the place and compelling someone “out of compassion,” Bonnie depressed, Caroline being the slowest vampire ever, and Tyler being the biggest fool ever. Matt is still hung up on being alive; we tackle the ( Read more... )

Co-hosts: Cana and Olu

TVD’s 4th season starts not so much with a bang but with a “Well, it was better than the season 3 premier.” Elena’s in transition and has an awkward Jessie Spano moment (if you don’t know, google Jessie Spano I’m so excited), an efficient Council member gathers 2/3 of  the triangle and would’ve killed them if it wasn’t for a ( Read more... )

Co-hosts: Janine and Jennifer

No meta will be found here. After two seasons away from the show, JAJP’s original hosts come back for a reunion! I attempt to explain what a doppelganger is and why turning Abby into a vampire kept Esther from executing her spell (it’s hard, y’all), we’re all proud of Caroline’s part in this episode’s plan, Janine ( Read more... )

Title: At Rock Bottom and Looking Up
Author: angryzen AKA charrrmed
Fandom: The Vampire Diaries
Characters: Bonnie Bennett (primary), Jeremy Gilbert (secondary), and everyone else.
Pairing: Bonnie/Jeremy
Kinks: Anal Play/Analingus/Rimming and sex magic.
Summary: Traumatized after the death of her mother and being Klaus' hostage, Bonnie hasn't been able to leave ( Read more... )

Co-hosts: Cana and Olu

In the last episode of the season, everyone's suddenly worried that the Originals are after Elena despite the fact that Klaus was put on ice before he could tell anyone the link between Alaric and Elena. Olu explains why Elena dying comes one season too late; Matt gets some history that doesn't make much sense and he's way too ( Read more... )

Co-hosts: Cana, Olu, and Mags

In this episode, we tackle the near perfection that was Klaus, the Blame Elena Game bugs the crap out of me, there is recurring fangirling over Bonnie/Jeremy, Olu breaks down the esteemed Salvatore brotherhood, Bonnie's scenes are a mixed bag (and there is bitterness over Bonnie/Abby), Mags appreciates Damon's terrible ( Read more... )

Co-hosts: Cana and Olu

Cana, Olu, and I tackle every character in this episode. Every. Character. And Olu explains how the Caroline character exemplifies how bad the show is with storytelling and pacing.

Quotes of the Podcast: "It was the worst thing I've had the pleasure of watching, no wrong word, the misfortune to put myself through since the last ( Read more... )

Excuse me a minute while I freakout over Bonnie/Jaime in tonight's episode.

Anyways! When it comes to Heart of Darkness, "It's like they were so concerned with making sure Delena worked and went off without a hitch, so concerned and so worried about that that they put all of their energy into their scenes and their dialogue, and forgot about ( Read more... )